Laying down the rules...

Rule #1: I'm not going to post as frequently as I'd like to. Normally it will come once a month or so.
Rule #2: I'll write every time in a different language, probably Portuguese, English or Hebrew.
Rule #3: I make things up often. I contradict myself often. Don't bother reminding me, just deal with it. Actually you could try to contact me and ask what really happened.
Rule #4: If you know me please don't comment here, do so personally or by a private email.

And now we can get started...